Geoffrey Stevens (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} aquajungle) wrote,@ 2006-02-06 11:16:00 |
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You know someone was bored around the Nabsico Food Laboratory when they made up this dastardly concoction.
Really, what on earth were they thinking? Did some hot sales rep from Purdue use her feminine wiles to get these folks to smush chicken into their crackers? Next month it will be lamb tortillas and duck reins. Yeah, duck reins. With a special venison dipping sauce (offered in regular and low sodium varieties).
For the love of US grade A poultry, can we please keep chicken out of our crackers? And while we're at it, let's keep guns out of schools and mind-altering drugs drugs out of our kids' heads.
If Nabsico felt the need to change the traditional spelling of biscuit, why not go all the way? Replace the S with a Z and get Fred Durst to be the national pitchman. I'm sure he could use the work.
